Liver Demotivational Poster
OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.
IF ONLY - I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less
THE LIVER IS EVIL - And must be punished mercilessly
LIVER FAILURE -
HE WHO ANGERS YOU CONQUERS YOU - In times of great stress or adversity, it’s always best to keep busy, to plow your anger and your energy into something positive
Items confiscated -
Same Day Delivery -
"HELLO, PETSHOP?" - "I was wondering if you do a home delivery. You can, great. I'll take 3 dozen mice, 3 dozen goldfish and 8 canaries."
LIVERWURST - Your kids would rather die a thousand painful deaths than eat it, but to your cat it's the Ambrosia of the Gods
WORST CASE SCENARIO - 1. Kayak holed and sinking 2. Other rower drowning 3. Dueling banjos on right-hand bank
CALIFORNIA - or bust
PIZZA DELIVERY - Quick service = better tips
NO LIVER - Yeah no livers, only Russians, their vodka would kill them in one sip.
I ORDERED A LARGE PIZZA -
LOT IS FULL - VALET PARKING AROUND THE CORNER. Reservation Required.
BELONGING - feel a little lonely? Don't...he's on your team too.
a call to arms -
Will today -
TAKEN OUT -
Hopelessness of Indifference -
AWFUL - 60% of 14-year-olds in Liverpool have been on drinking binges a study shows. That's awful. Who is looking after their kids?
JOHN W. HENRY LIVERPOOL - rodgers I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing
HOME DELIVERY - right to your door
CONFIDENTIAL DELIVERY - "Our products are promptly and discreetly delivered directly to you in plain brown wrapping." Oh boy! It's here!
SONS OF THE DESERT -
NOPE - I don't think we gettin' our pizza in 30 minutes.
HOME DELIVERY - 24/7 Finally (just dont Hassle the Hoff)
MESSIAH - n. An expected deliverer
Sing with me - bright side of life -
special delivery -
Meals on Wheels -
Karmic Justice -
ORDER IN THE COURT! -
Stand and deliver! -